Guard your daughters! Just in time for back-to-school shopping, Paris Hiltons clothing line has been unveiled at the popular celebrity boutique Kitson.

For reasons that completely escape me, large enough crowds gathered for the lines debut and appearance by Hilton to force police to close a lane of traffic and require backup.

Hilton describes the collection as "really comfortable" and "really affordable" but the average person is likely to find it an expensive and trampy version thats a bit Hello, Kittyesque. Tight jeans, colorful satin tops, and T-shirts make up the bulk of the pieces, with more to be released next month.

For $88 people can purchase the twisted seam skinny jeans Paris wore home from jail (and appear to be cutting off the circulation on the size 0 model wearing them on the website). Remember when Paris hair was styled in the shape of Minnie Mouses bow in the back? The pink halter with black bow tie accent recreates that look on the wearers breasts for $68. The cheapest items are T-shirts for $34, some which bear Hiltons lips or face, because were really not seeing her face enough lately in the media.

Well known for her trademark saying That’s Hot! and her party-hopping ways, the eldest of four children to the Hilton Hotel multimillion dollar inheritance was born in the Big Apple, February 17th, 1981. The eldest child of Richard Hilton and Kathy Richards, the jet-setting socialite spent much of her childhood bouncing from one extravagant family mansion to the next with her siblings. Hilton attended the Dwight School in New York City but dropped out early and earned her GED instead. Hilton, although previously well-known as a New York City hot spot regular, she made headlines everywhere in June 2004 when former boyfriend Rick Solomon released a sex tape of he and Paris, entitled 1 Night In Paris. Hilton sued Solomon, but the case was settled outside of court, awarding Hilton $400,000. Hilton has also made a name for herself as a frequent bride-t-be, but never making it down the aisle. Paris was engaged to Tommy Hilfiger model Jason Shaw briefly in 2003, followed by her marriage announcement to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis in 2005 and her most recent nuptial declaration to another Greek shipping heir, and former boyfriend of Ashley Olsen, Stavros Niarchos III (which just recently, but surprisingly ended as well).

Hilton has also had numerous modeling, television and movie appearances. She has modeled for Catherine Malandrino, Marc Bower, 2BFree and most recently was the ad campaign spokeswoman for GUESS clothing. In 2003 Hilton paired up with best friend Nicole Richie to get a more grassroots perspective on America in their FOX reality show The Simple Life. Although for reasons still unknown, Hilton confirmed rumors in April that she and Richie were severing their personal and professional ties. Despite the fallout, FOX managed to film the Simple Life 4: Till Death Do Us Apart, on the condition that the two would not been seen or filmed together. Hilton has done numerous television appearances in addition to her reality series.